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NO BENEFITS IN GETTING MARRIED
This Is A Excellent Resource For Committed Singles & Those Who THINK Before Making the Ultimate Mistake.
It all seems so perfect. You’ve dated for months or even years. You’ve shared both the good times and the bad times. You’ve endured commitment. You love each other unconditionally. Marriage seems like the only logical next step right? After all, it was meant to be.
The next thing you know, you’re a bitter, romantically deprived, sexless, emotional disaster. That ring on your finger feels like a garrote around your neck. You feel as though you’ve been herded into mental slavery. You think back to your wedding day and that walk down the isle doesn’t seem so pristine anymore. In fact, it feels as though that walk was like that of a deathrow inmate on his way down the prison corridor for the last time. That’s right. Your married and half of the time you’re wishing you were dead , the other half wishing it was her. What happened to all the rhetoric about the everlasting bond and life-long joy to of married life?
The greatest myth ever to deceive humanity is the myth of marriage. We’ve all been reversed into believing that marriage is the end-all remedy to our loneliness; that tying the knot is a mandatory function we all must seek during our brief tenure on earth.
(Wake up people!!!!!! We are in The New Millennium)
It’s time to face the chilling reality. Marriage isn’t a cure for our want of companionship, it’s the disease of imprisonment. You’ll be pleading to be euthanized in no time at all as millions upon millions have already found out. Look at the marriage world around you. Divorce is at an all-time high and while the “experts” toil over the tedious statistics, trying to psycho-analyze and negotiate a solution to the crisis, those of us who’ve been to hell and back are frantically trying to warn the oh-so-envied singles of the impending doom that awaits them if they elect to tie the noose…er, the knot.
Therefore, fret not then, single person. You are endowed through your sound judgment the freedom that so many married victims only dream of embracing again. Stay free, stay empowered, stay single!!
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MARRIAGE VS SINGLEDOM
Getting married is like bunjee-jumping off the highest peak, only the bunjee chord is a shoelace. Here we weigh the two major institutions pound for pound to find out which is the more prudent option. You decide.
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MARRIAGE
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SINGLEDOM
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| Good. That is if you like someone else spending your hard-earned money and arguing till the cows come home about who spent what on this and that and repeated bouts of “You and that damn credit card!” |
FINANCIAL WELL- BEING
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The only one to spend on is yourself! New Pimp Gear on daily basis.
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Birthday parties every other week. Have no saying in anything. Your testacles don’t belong to you anymore.
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FAMILY LIFE
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It’s all about yours. You have all the control.
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Be prepared to do lots of stuff you hate doing. Watching TV on the weekends is out of the question.
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COMPROMISE
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NONE!!!!!
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Forget it. Might as well eat at the same burrito stand everyday and order the same thing for the rest of your short boring life.
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SEX
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Variety is the spice of life.
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Welcome to cell block M (Marriage sector). Welcome to hell.
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FREEDOM
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All Day All Night
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The question to the world is—What’s the benefit in getting married?